Wednesday, November 30, 2005
I was basking in boredom for the last few days at work, doing the reuglar stuffs like reading blogs, surfing the web when i hooked up with this chick and started conversing in msn with her.
She's a great gal yeah and we started crapping.
It got to a point where we started talking abt the age old debate on guys and gals, on feminism and MCPism. I, for one, know that i'm no saint. If there's really a heaven or hell, i prolly suit hell more...
Goody two shoes can go rot in heaven for all i care while i frolick in my beer and songs in hell.
Then came this all sweeping statement from the chick:"All guys are assholes and should rot in hell."
Now now... We can't have that can we? Agreed that guys are generally pricks. But there are those guys who like being matyrs and act all great and noble. This kind, i despise.
These noblistic pricks just act all good and self sacrificing so as to hook chicks and feel good. Why put on a charade of goodness? But still, its all the means to an end, everyone has their freedom, just don't do that in front of me you bastards.
But... I digress. That chick has a boyfriend, and if all guys are assholes and should rot in hell, shouldn't the chick be single to have credibility to her statement? Or is that poor guy supposed to rot in hell as well?
Then came the all encompassing sweeping statement of all blind chicks lost in the drowels of love:"My guy's different. He's one of a kind."
This brings out spasms of disgust. Not at the chick but to the blindness of love. Who in god's name made this guy so special?
And even if such a great guy exists, based on what grounds do you think you are the lucky and selected special one to get this one and only good guy who is one of a kind?
You guys should come to this realisation. You are no different from the guy/gal next to you. Of course i'm different though. I'm smarter, more brilliant then any of you dumbasses reading this. This is my blog and i call the shots. Oh yeah!
This chick's friend has a boyfriend who shot out this superb MCP statement:"Girls are made from inferior sperms." I don't agree and i don't disagree. This statement is just plain dumb. I see no logic and i'm not taking sides.
The main point was that the chick said:"Lucky my gal friend got the guy under her control." Now comes the important part... Only a wussy would be under the control of a gal. The rest of the guys ACT under control.
For whatever reason for acting under control, you might ask. Guess what. There's only 1 reason why any smart guy would do such a thing. If you can't figure it out, you are either a girl, a damn dumb girl, or you are the wussy.
Either way, you don't need to know. HAHA...
Alright... Time to end with a quote of the day:"Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''
Monday, November 28, 2005
Was walking to work yesterday when i came across this huge snake the size of Anaconda. It's as thick as a tree trunk and damn fucking long. I mistook it for a tree trunk and almost stepped on it when it reacted. I mean, what the fuck! How did snakes get so damn big!?!
It curled around my leg. I darted to the grassy land on my left, a speed which would have left a ferret gasping in awe. But that fucking snake refused to give up on me, giving chase. For something that big, it could move damn fast. It raised its head and bared it fangs, coming for an attack.
I lunged towards it, grappling its neck with my hands and using my legs to hold down the rest of the snake to prevent it from coiling around me. There, we stood locked in a deadly struggle for survival.
After an hour of grappling, i managed to hold it down in a stranglehold. Sensing a losing battle, the damn snake started wriggling to get out of my grasp. Slippery skin it had and it managed to run off back into the forest.
Thank god i do 1000pushups, 2000situps and run 500km every day. If not, i prolly would have been swallowed alive by that damn snake.
And that damn snake made me late for work. 1 hour late that kind. Fuck.
This, my friends, is totally truthful account of what happened to me yesterday. Either this or its a little green grass snake which slithered off in alarm after seeing me, i can't remember which.
Friday, November 25, 2005
Recently picked up watching this anime called Bleach. This dude below got lucky and received powers from this girl dumb enough to pass him her powers. She got lucky and he did not turn his back on her when she needed his help. That's the problem with these dumb anime. They glorify this friends-are-the-best, self-sacrificial idea. It warms the blood for fools yeah, but don't quite cut it for me. If i had those powers, i prolly would have ran off and tried to make it big. $$$ kind of big, not moralistic kind of big.
Anyhow, these japs could really draw and animate these shyt well, so yeah, i'm posting an extra large pic for you guys to appreciate. If you don't appreciate, fuck you and go wank off your porn. 
I like this kind of combination of colours. Mystical and amazing. Whatever. I'm crapping here to while my time away in office.
Had been stoning for the last couple of days in this damn place. Went to read blogs and stuff. Realised most blogs are written by dimwits with nothing better to post and dumb fucks who have nothing better to do. Only few decent blogs i came across, i will not share to you guys. Go find them if you want.
Stoning in office, mindlessly surfing the web and reading half fuck blogs usually bring about adverse effects, even to intelligent me. Right now, brain activity is hitting an all time low. Suddenly it struck me that i might, just might become like one of those dumb fucks, so i came in here to grouse about how lousy this blogosphere or whatever-you-wanna-call-it has become. At least i don't go:"Ooooohhhh, this kitten is so cuuuutttteeee!!!!" or "I had a sucky day today, all i did was eat cereal for breakfast, rice for lunch, blah blah blah."
I mean, if that's all you have to say, shut the fuck up. Why in heavens name would you presume someone wants to know what you had for dinner? Talk about being dull!
Read the papers sometime back about this fucker who went to wife-for-sale agencies and bought himself a vietnamese wife with a dud check. Had his fun with that gal and dumped her back to the agency. This kind of sick bastards should go get a flogging. But i've got to admit he has one hell of a smart idea. Too bad he used it once too often, and too bad he had to use it for such a dumb cause. Just to get a free fuck? Oh, come on. Anyway he got caught. Heh. Poor fella, i pity him so. Hope he gets a great flogging coupled with a few years in jail. Let those guys inside have a free fuck as well. What comes around goes around, retribution time fucker.
As i sit here and stone, it suddenly occured that getting a degree, getting a job, isn't going to allow me to make it big. I mean, come on.
Lets assume you work 40 fucking long years. You get an average of 4k a month, including all pay rises.
You are extremely thrifty, stay with your parents, don't get a car, don't get married, you save say 2k a month. This approximates to about 25k a year.
25k X 40years = 1,000,000
Just manage to hit 1million bucks, and by the end of that 40 years, you are too fucking old to do anything. That's assuming you don't hit on any major illnesses during these 40 years.
Dumb fools out there believe you will one day be able to enjoy life after years of hard work. Yeah dimwits, your idea's right. Working for others will get you far, as far as a snail can crawl in 1min.
Realised your folly? I've got a solution. Pay me enough and i might share with you...
Alright, i've decided to be generous today. I'll let you in on my get rich scheme. Follow my steps, one by one. And don't question me! I'm smarter than you.
1) Pass me your money.
2) Name me as beneficiary in your will and insurance.
3) Now, go commit suicide, preferably get banged by a car so that i can claim more insurance.
4) Plead with the hell judge to let your reincarn again into a rich family. Doesn't matter if you're smart or dumb. Smart preferably. You can stay rich longer.
5) If you get ignored by the judge and sent to the depths of hell to burn and suffer, blame it on your evil deeds. You shouldn't be so greedy anyway.
Good day
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Recently i watched that show Ong Bak on tv and stood spellbound by his athleticism and superb fighting skills. He could really fly! I remember myself say:"Whoa... Ong Bak can fly!" Haha... later realised Ong Bak was the statue head and that flying dude was acherly Tom Yam Goong. or something close to that.Then came a discussion with friends on his amazing skills and Bruce Lee came into a picture. If our dear Bruce Bruce was still around and if he was to have a life and death duel with TYG, our votes went to Bruce... Let me present a couple of reason as to why I'm correct. I needn't achually do that, but for you guys to better understand the thinking of a great mind, in my immense generosity, i shall share! Ha!
Lets touch on flying kicks shall we? Thai boxers, and especially TYG, are typical and usually like to use their kneecaps to lunge at opponents. Kneecaps are all well and good, but if u do a flying kneecap against a flying sidekick, you eat your opponent's foot long before your kneecap can achually even graze you opponents. Bruce 1, TYG 0
Lets go to hand to hand combat then... Look at my picture goddammit! The damn fist will prolly smash ur teeth out, long long before the silly elbow achually hits the opponent's jaw!
Now... Normally, my this idea would have failed if its TYG vs any-Tom-Dick-Harry. Superior speed would allow evasion of the kick/punch. But we're talking about Bruce Lee here, no? He prolly has superior speed compared to TYG. AND Bruce can do ONE HUNDRED 1 finger pushup! Hmm... or is it 200? I mean... 1 finger. Dude. How much more kua zhang can it get? Maybe i go train doing pushups with my tongue! HEH!
Next we throw in Jacky Chan! He's great with stunts no less. But against these 2 pros, to quote a friend "Jacky Chan is Peking Opera!"
With all these martial arts craze, i also came up with a few killer moves as well! Later i free draw finish then put it up let you guys gwak at it ok? Muhahaha!
By the way... the damn Chicken Little gif didn't work. It became a picture. Fuck...
Saw these 2 animated gif of tt cute chicky... Wondering if it acherly dances if i put it up here... Anyway, worth a try. Here goes!
Monday, November 21, 2005
After a hard day of work, i'm back here to finish up the pictures i failed to put up this morning! Enjoy! ^^
Tried to be funny! James was behind me and lighting e lighter near my hand to make it seem fire's coming out of it! But i spotted we failed miserably.. -.-''
Then suddnly an earthquake hit us! Wahahaha.... (Acherly poor photography la. Obviously not me cos i in pic rite? LOL...)
Haha.... Tied Zhiwei up in rafia string... He sad face really fake. Muahhaahaha...
Alrite... Nothing much here la... 3 girls nia. haha...
This guy yandao rite? Too bad for you gals. He's taken! Haha....
These two brother and sister rushed off to take their own pics in e middle of celebrations sia.
Finally a group photo of all of us! Woohoo!
Birthday gal with her cake. Looks fierce and menancing with the knife like that. Haha... Lucky i'm not e photographer!
Haha... That's all! Its time for dota! Cherios!
Went back to school on friday to celebrate a friend's birthday. Since this is a solely, ME blog, i decided to leave some pics in here to commemorate my friend's birthday. No one else allowed to see arh!!
This was the birthday gift we got for her. Ok... It wasn't bought, and i didn't make it. But still i contributed! My pic is inside!!! Woohoo!
Ok... I caught 2 gals doing graffiti to the back of that present. Somemore can smile hor. Wat guts! Hahahaa....
This is the spread cooked up by Yilin, Diana and her mum! Got pepper crab, fu yong dan, fried prawns, curry chicken and ko lo yok! I got help out also. I help out in eating it! wahahaha!!!
Me and the birthday gal.. Alright... she's decently cute. And i'm not yandao. But u think i care? Heh!
Ok. Time to work! Upload e other pics tonite or something. Monday blues.. Geez....
Friday, November 18, 2005
Went to watch Harry Porter last night with my friends. The CFO got free tickets as well as free popcorn and drinks. Why not! Hahaha... It was at shaw orchard and i could see that some of my friends didnt achually fancy going for it.
Its free seating and we went in late. Damn, sat third row from the front, neck can break sia.... I was taking the straws for me and my other friend and i accidentally dropped e straw. In the split second from when the straw left my hand and before it hit the ground,
i said:"Sorry XXX! I dropped your straw!"
The amazing thing was it came to me so unconciously. At that point, i was holding 2 straws, 1 mine, another his. And the one ON the floor, naturally, is his. HAHAHA. I'm such a bastard. That poor dude had this very stunned look on his face. It was hilarious, too bad i didnt take a pic!
The show had decent computer graphics and a normal storyline. Just don't get what's the big fuss over this show is all about. Just a little bit of magic and a big half dead baddie who wants to become himself all over again. That poor baddie, after being resurrected with his so called regained powers, went Wand to Wand with Harry Porter. And guess what, they hit a DRAW. If he can't even beat a 14 year old kid who has meagre powers, what has he to gloat about? Ah... All that hype and he's a paper tiger...
Couldn't stand all this rubbish and rushed down to my regular pub for a drink. Opened a delicious bottle of chivas and even offered it to my friends. They rejected me lor. Free Chivas and you reject!?! What more can i say? Ended up i cannot stand being the only one drinking while 3 other pairs of eyes staring, so we left. Meaning full night huh?
Lucky today only work half day. Went back to school to submit my attachment report as well as my evaluation form. I saw what my supervisor wrote and fuck... I realise this world is full of dumbasses and bootlickers.
I got the normal B-C student kind of evaluation. Another of my attachment friend scored like almost perfect grades for the evaluation lor. No sour grapes here, but i realise how they grade things are so wrong.
People at office obseve how long you work, then access you from there. This promotes inefficiency lor. If im smart and efficient, i finish the job in an hour, i go home high and dry. This other dumb fuck isn't even half as smart as me, and much more inefficient. But he works OVERTIME to finish something i did in an hour. Bosses observe the dumb fuck and accesses him to be hardworking and good, while the smart and efficient guy gets labelled as lazy and not hardworking. The dumb fucks get praised and gets a pat on the back, probably a raise or something. Think the rest yourselves dudes. If you can't carry on from here, you probably AM the dumb fuck, so no point reading any further.
Fuck this world, fuck dumb bosses and fuck bootlickers. Good day...
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Rushed off after work to see Just Like Heaven. Decent show, all lovey dovey with a few funny parts. Not exactly as hilarious as deuce bigalow, but definately way better than Zorro. That gal in e show fairly pretty, but i forgot her name le. Hahaha
Then again, the show didn't quite have much logic in it.The spirit of the gal could "accidentally" walk through tables and doors, even through car doors, but could stay inside e car when the guy was driving. Think i stupid one arh?
And i don't see the guy working. Where did he get the $$ to slack his entire life away! How could he afford to build the garden on the rooftop! Hai... Guess all is well for movies and all the lovey dovey. But in real life, no $$ no gal, don't even have food lor! Media always convey the wrong messages to the public. We must be smart enough to discern fantasy from reality! Wake up guys!!
But this show had a power line. It went like this: "Alcohol gives men courage, makes women loose!" How power! Cannot be better said. HAHAHAHA!!!
Recently luck not very good. Kena go Malaysia work. Somemore no extra pay. My company really good at squeezing us interns dry. Work so much, pay so little. Somemore now send us overseas, never even increase the pay at all sia. Go there eat wat? Grass arh? Think next week whole week gotta be in Malaysia liao. Got this exploited feeling all over again. Hai...
-.-''
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Woke up from my nap earlier on. Achually wanted to go to one of my friend's chalet. She promised to introduce me some girls. But i realised will get awkward if i suddenly appear uninvited. So opted out of it. But i must say i really appreciate her invitation.
Ended up stuck at home. Nowhere to go, nothing to do. Wanted to go drinking but all busy. This sucks. Worse... stuck at home drinking beer, dun even have other decent alcoholic drinks sia. How sad!
As i speak, i' downing my fourth beer, haha... Kinda regret not going to the chalet. At least can make new friends! Beats stuck at home drinking beer. There's this thing about drinking. It brings out a sedated feel, amplifying emotions. Yes, i agree puking sucks. But there is this happy, high feel that alcohol brings out. Maybe that's why people drink.
Cannot write le. Going for another game of DOTA. Gogogogogogo!
Went to Can Cafe last night. Decent place to chill, but food is ex and i ordered a lousy drink. Called dunno wat Copabanca Beach. It came in a shoe cup and tasted sour. For a moment i thought the cup wasn't washed properly. Haha...
Wanted to go for supper but couldn't find a decent place to eat. Even night time, Singapore also damn hot. The TCC crowded, cannot sit inside where got aircon. Finally went to Desker Road for dim sum. The food fairly decent, but realised greedy me overate, end up cannot sleep. -.-''
Went out this morning. I didn't realise the filter lane only one, accidentally cut into a big truck lane. Fucker horn his lan jeow horn as if i owe him a million bucks. Somemore try to speed with me. Bo liao. Normally i meet this kind of pcb, will speed with him, show him finger. But then parents inside the car. Lan lan gotta guai guai.
Thought this incident end liao sua sua. Who knows reach home dad start to kpkb, say i fucked up driver. Where got family members help outsiders one! Even if i wrong also stand my side what. I'm his son leh!!!
Dad: You wanna come out from the car?
Me: Ya, why?
Dad: Your car very slanting! How come your driving lousy, parking also as lousy
Me: It the other guy's car. I any straighter gotta use compass to measure angle liao...
Dad: Mutters angrily for me retorting...
He walks out of the car takes a look and realises its REALLY the other guy's car is slanting. Guess what he said.
Dad: Your car also slightly slanting.
Me: Huh.... O.o
Alright. I'm still pissed about what happened just now. Need to get out of this house to chill. Chill also gotta chill alone. This sucks...
Friday, November 11, 2005
Right. Finally, i've decided to blog! Woohoo!
Why do i start? Cos i realise i got a fair amount of friends doing the same, and i totally realise its time i started keeping track of my life. Actually, most of my friends now having exams. With nothing much to do, i decided to try out this blogging stuff. Haha.
Just finished a lousy cake i bought from The Cheesecake Cafe. These dudes really know how to milk people dry. That puny piece of cheesecake cost me a cool 8 bucks, and i smashed it while trying to life it from the box. This sucks.
Otherwise the cake is cool, its peach and for 8 bucks, it HAD BETTER be good. Got conned by the sneaky waiter into getting that dumb cake, its the MOST expensive cake on display. Damn, should have gotten the good old chocolate. Bet the waiter gets a commission.
All right. I'm full and i'm satisfied. Time to call it a day and hit the pillows. Night!
Lets go to hand to hand combat then... Look at my picture goddammit! The damn fist will prolly smash ur teeth out, long long before the silly elbow achually hits the opponent's jaw!
Haha.... Tied Zhiwei up in rafia string... He sad face really fake. Muahhaahaha...
Alrite... Nothing much here la... 3 girls nia. haha...
This guy yandao rite? Too bad for you gals. He's taken! Haha....
These two brother and sister rushed off to take their own pics in e middle of celebrations sia. 
Finally a group photo of all of us! Woohoo!
Birthday gal with her cake. Looks fierce and menancing with the knife like that. Haha... Lucky i'm not e photographer!