Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Riding On A High
Tomorrow is the last paper! FINALLY!!
The month long agony has came to an end. Short term relief is round the corner, but the damn fyp is gng to burn most of my dec hols. Knn..
Have been struggling throughout the last month. Studying has never been my forte. Concentrating is a chore. I used to think that its normal. But i see hundred of people mugging day and night. Makes me wonder if i'm the abnormal one.
But hell yeah. I'm happy right now...
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Holed Up
This is the 2nd week since i've holed myself up in the hall. Maggi mee overdose brings about a whole new meaning. Bread has became the next hardest thing to stomach.
1 more week to freedom! Woohoo!
Here's a crappy joke to brighten up your otherwise dull day folks.
Three Bad-Ass Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat."
The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed."
The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?"
The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat."
Who pawns who now? HAHA!
Friday, November 24, 2006
Check It Out!
Ok! There's this new communal blog where we jointly blog by me and the rest of the boys. You peeps must go take a look. Its
COOL!
3/4 of exams through now. Faring decently in my battle. Now getting pawned, but not pawning that well either. Either way, 3 more papers to 1 mth of freedom! Woo!!
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
How do we gauge happiness?
I have a decently happy family. There's not much of a financial problem, everyone is doing fine, and healthy.
I have a couple of brudders and good friends. I'm not alone.
I'm in a local university pursuing a degree/honours. Not fantastic grades, but not failing that bad either. A decent future awaits.
There's money in my wallet, there's a laptop to play games and music.
But i'm not happy.
And i don't know how to be happy.
Something is wrong. Fucking wrong. And i fucking cannot put my fucking finger on the fucking problem.
Exams coming... And i'm nowhere near reading thru the notes for the FIRST time, much less revision. I'm soooooo fucked.
Having a whole bunch of shows in my com isn't helping much either. A mouse click here, a msn chat there, 40mins-1.5hrs on a show. Wala! My day is gone...
Even as i type now, there's this small little fry trying to fly into my nose to spoil my already spoilt day. KNN!!
I NEED TIME!!! I need the power to stop time... Time... STOP!!
Monday, November 06, 2006
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too badly either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
Sunday, November 05, 2006
This world is so fucking beautiful.
Just the other day, i saw this cute cockroach doing situps. Amazing, it did like 50 reps in 1 min. Well done. This cockroach as a future. A bright one. Only if it manages to flip itself back up before someone sees it and steps on its atheletic body.
Was swimming today. The fucking pool is so crowded with non swimmers. They stand there soaking in e water with their belly protruding so far out, they can't see their toes. How the fuck can someone get so fat? And why are they warming the already warm water?
Then some of the disabled people would start failing at the water, on the pretext of swimming. Thrashing and flailing the arms and legs in water is not called swimming if you can only move an inch in 1 min. Its called drowning. Such fools should start in the baby pool where its shallower.
There was this disabled guy in the pool that especially caught my attention. He would flap his arms, then kick a fountain of water up, pause, kick a fountain of water, pause. I concluded he had only one leg. When he climbed out of the water, to my surprise, he had two legs. Makes me wonder why only 1 leg is kicking... Anyway, he should keep his legs low... Splashing water would only slow him down. Fool...
So... In summary... Fat uncle and aunties should stay at their condos and swim. They should keep their noisy wailing kids with them. Non swimmers should stay in e kids pool and e shallower one meant for noobs. And i have the whole big one for myself!!
