Wednesday, April 18, 2007
New Pet!
I got a new pet.
I'm proud to present to you... Chao Tar!!
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Expectations vs Reality
I was chatting with this guy in msn.
Guy: You think in your whole life you will have 10 gfs?
Me: No.. Sian.. Got 5 i damn happy liao.
Guy: 5 easily...
Me: How many have u had?
Guy: 2.
Me: ...
Guy: Why?
Me: You 25yrs only have 2.
Me: By the time you hit 5, you 60+ yrs old liao.
Guy: ...
Guy: But i wan 10...
The difference between expectations and reality is often harsh
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Here Pussy Pussy Pussy...
Almost had a fight in Zouk. Xia lan kia v heong. Sibei xia lan. But don't dare fight. Only thing he held in his paws was his hp to call the police while he stood safely behind the protection of the bouncers while burling abuse at us.
Wimp...
meow... meow... *swipe paw pathetically in the cold night air*
They had like more than 4 guys, while our numbers stood at 2.5. One of us was unwilling to fight. Haha.. For all the right reasons. The cell in the police station doesn't actually look v inviting...
But we could have won. They were small, had raisins for balls and rabbit sweet for dicks.
One even trembled while saying: 'I call the police if you don't say sorry arh."
Oh.. Comeon... You might as well call your mummy while you're at it. She can feed you breast milk when i'm done with you mummyboy...
Anyway, its a fight that ended without a fight. Shucks.
And I'm sitting here, blogging about the pussy, and spoiling for a fight...
Here pussy pussy pussy... Here's an ikan bilis for you to bite on while u swipe your paw at me with 2 girls holding you from getting at me... *meow
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Odourless Durian
I just saw the shocking news on paper. They came up with this atrocious breakthrough of having an odourless durian.
Some of those interviewed didn't believe and said durians MUST have a smell. Another durian seller in Malaysia concluded that such a durian would be a flop in his country. And i totally agree.
Its an atrocity. Its like having satay with no chao tar smell. Its like having char siew with no sweet smell. Its... WRONG... Eating a mutated durian like that probably has side effects.
Why dont they spend more time trying to figure how to make out shit from stinking, our farts from smelling? I'm sure those odours are much more repulsive than the cute, prickly and fragrant durian...
