Saturday, November 25, 2006
Holed Up
This is the 2nd week since i've holed myself up in the hall. Maggi mee overdose brings about a whole new meaning. Bread has became the next hardest thing to stomach.
1 more week to freedom! Woohoo!
Here's a crappy joke to brighten up your otherwise dull day folks.
Three Bad-Ass Mice
Three mice are sitting in a bar. The first one exclaims, "I am one bad-ass mouse! In my hood, we have huge mousetraps. I take the damn cheese out of the traps and move the bar up and down while I eat."
The second one chimes in with, "Oh yeah. Well, I'm a bad-ass mouse too. In fact, I'm such a bad-ass mouse, that in my hood, I mix rat poison with my milk and chug it down every night before I go to bed."
The third gets up and starts to leave. The other two mice both yell out, "Hey chicken, where do you think you're going?"
The third one replies, "Going home to fuck the cat."
Who pawns who now? HAHA!
