I proudly bring to you.... ME!!!!

End Dec

2007-12-28T00:03:00.000+08:00

Its the end of the freaking month.

The so called ''snow" show at work will end soon. Thank god.

Christmas has came and left. And its like it never happened. But this year fruitful. Got shitloads of gifts, compared to last time. Wahaha!!

Bonus came and went too. No idea where it all went too. Damn...

This new year is good. I'm working all the way till 4am. Congrats to me! =.=

Flickering Flame or Eternal Light?

2007-11-13T21:36:00.000+08:00

Watching some dumb silly show. But I still watched it. Maybe because i'm silly.

A flickering flame, that lights and disappears quickly after is more beautiful compared to plain eternal light.

Using up all of its might, giving its very most before disappearing forever is more memorable than something eternal. 短暂的美丽 is the most captivating, that leads people to cherish more.

So... The question of living forever vs dying at say, 80.
The choice is simple following my analogy from above.
Its LIVING FOREVER!

Say hi to PAPA guys =P

Movies and Life

2007-09-22T21:24:00.000+08:00

Watched quite a few movies recently. Secret, Bourne Ultimatum, Mind Hunter, 双龙记.

双龙记 was just normal brainless fighting. Not much to understand except standing in awe at their kickass kungfu.

Mind Hunter was decent. It was gross. It had blood. It had adrenaline flowing and thoughts thinking.

Bourne Ultimatum was like watching this one dude beat the whole world. Don't need much brain for this kind of show.

Secret was.... Rubbish and interesting. So lets call it interesting rubbish. From playing 2 pianos with 2 hands at the same time to finding the one you love by time travelling using a piano. They even have this piano competition where one tries to mimic the other pianist's tunes.
First. Just hearing them play the piano is enough trouble. How the hell you supposed to replicate the damn tune unless you've heard and played every single piece in this world.
Second. Playing 2 pianos with 1 hand each at THE SAME TIME is NONSENSE. Period.
We dont even need to get started on the time travelling part...

Ok. I'm done with my movie review. Now for self analysis.

I... Must... Be... Fucking... FREE!

Updates

2007-09-20T11:34:00.000+08:00

I have updated my bloglist. Dean is no longer a dead link. Hahahaha!

Working has reached a lull period. Night shifts aren't really busy, until this coming Oct. In view that it's going to be damn busy next month, being relaxed now is good.

Working for real has a large difference compared to attachment at PCA. Somehow, I'm happy here and at PCA, it sucked.
I have a one of a kind job up here. Noone breathes air as fresh as mine, with 2 different enchanting views to boot. Not much office politics except for the bitch who does nothing but talk and command.

Who's game to join me at the mountains? hahahah

Sentosa

2007-09-12T21:31:00.000+08:00

Went sentosa today. Was decent. Walked around, enjoyed the sights and the views, and basically relaxed. Albeit a little boring...

Most of the rides and tours went from average to boring. Only the luge is good. Fast cornerings is the shit!

Ok. More of the better stuff will not be said here. Till next time! =)

Cable Car on The Mountain Top

2007-08-20T01:37:00.000+08:00

Burnt my first Sunday on Mt Faber today. Was uber unwilling to go to work today. Why must I fucking work on a fucking Sunday!?!

The choice was to go to work or to go to work. Wasnt hard to make a decision amongst those 2 choices. So dragged my lazy ass down.
And it turned out to be a decent if not great day.

Hanging around and ushering people to the cabins was effortless. Dinner time was a cable car trip down to habour front's hawker before an hour of jalan jalan at vivo city, catching in the sights and the sounds.
On a normal Sunday, I would have been holed up at home or playing mahjong at someone's place. Its a refreshing change to walk ard aimlessly for an hour. hahaha!

Went back up to Mt Faber in the cable car. Chatted with the guys there. Beoed the people having their sky dining in the cable car. Catching in the scenary. And poof! 11+. Time to go home.
Can slp late tonite. Anyway work's in the afternoon tml. This feels almost leisurely!

Off's on this Wednesday... Woo!!

Mahjong!

2007-08-11T03:45:00.000+08:00

Have been playing loads of mahjong recently. Suddenly loads of mahjong khakis popped up and I have been busy ever since.

Mahjong sessions are fun. We can chat about mundane everyday stuff, can joke... And of course, the winning of money. =P
Okok... Not always winning. But so far, it isn't so bad for me. Hope it stays this way. hahahaha

Gamed 13 uniques today. Damn high. It feels so much better than the normal max fan gaming, even though you get the same amount of $$. If you get what i mean, you get what i mean. If nt... I'm still happy! =P

Expectations and Reality Part 2

2007-07-15T15:06:00.000+08:00

I was discussing with a friend abt our future jobs. He was lamenting that air force didnt offer him a place up unti now.

R says: u sEe my nick

R says: until air force call mi for interview

R says: i wun take down

Me says: then i tink ur nick whole life no need change nick liao

R says: ...............

Hols

2007-07-03T21:39:00.000+08:00

Its great to go on hols. It feels great to wander around aimlessly in shopping centres, stopping occasionally for some nice chocolatey cake, have a cold cup of coffee...

Yes... I'm back from KL cum Genting trip. Even took a 21 seater back. Big leg space, a personal tv to boot, with loads of movies to choose from. All at the price of 50RM. Dirt cheap i say.

A major grouse... Got this friggin ulcer at the tip of my tongue. And it sucks. The tongue always touches the teeth and the soft flesh underneath. Which means, my ulcer is in the constant state of contact with some surface.

Usually, contact is painless and unfeeling. But this knnbccb ulcer is making my life living hell. Or helling live, whichever sounds worse.

Fuck ulcers!!

Parents

2007-06-26T16:12:00.000+08:00

Have been in the army for more than a month. Still didnt receive any job interviews. The only ones who called are the stupid insurance people. The other idiot company called offering peanuts as pay.

Everyday is the same routine. Wake up damn early, go to work.. Come home, take dinner, send a couple of resumes, play some games and sleep. Monotonous life. Something i believe will continue for pretty much the rest of my mundane life.

Send resume, at computer. Play games, at computer. Msn, at computer. Watch shows, at computer. Pretty much sitting in front of the damn machine when i get home. Blogging now also at computer... >.<

The lack of interview opportunities has led my parents to conclude that i've been playing instead of sending my resumes and finding for jobs. Truth be told, i have been doing the resume sending dutifully. And i dont see the need to inform them of all that i'm doing, since there arent any results in the first place.
And now they are bloody nagging at me for playing and not getting my priority right. For Christ's sake, am i supposed to go and tell them: 'Dad, Mum, Today i sent 3 resumes to xxx company, yyy company, zzz company". "Yesterday i sent to aaa company, bbb company, ccc company..."

Processing takes time, and my uni life ain't no sterling performance. But cut me some slack. Don't come to me and say: "Get your priorities right" "Spend time thinking what you wanna do".
I study Engineering, so i'm gonna do an Engineering job. Don't tell me i'm expected to sit ard and mope all day, wondering what i wanna do in life, and the moment i on the frigging com, you conclude that i'm playing games.

If I'm not given the benefit of any doubt, and no faith whatsoever, there's really no room for further conversation...

Army and Sickness

2007-06-03T19:23:00.000+08:00

Back in the army for the last month or so. Almost completely disappeared from the face of this world.

Lost an entire fortune at Genting a couple of weeks back. Haven been able to recover from the damage yet. ahahhaha..

Now i'm fucking sick. Sore throat sucks. Its the kind that even swallowing saliva hurts. Fever sucks too.
But.............. MC rox! Tomorrow see doc! Woot/sigh?

New Pet!

2007-04-18T21:42:00.000+08:00

I got a new pet.

I'm proud to present to you... Chao Tar!!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Expectations vs Reality

2007-04-10T15:43:00.000+08:00

I was chatting with this guy in msn.

Guy: You think in your whole life you will have 10 gfs?
Me: No.. Sian.. Got 5 i damn happy liao.

Guy: 5 easily...
Me: How many have u had?

Guy: 2.
Me: ...

Guy: Why?
Me: You 25yrs only have 2.

Me: By the time you hit 5, you 60+ yrs old liao.
Guy: ...
Guy: But i wan 10...

The difference between expectations and reality is often harsh

Here Pussy Pussy Pussy...

2007-04-07T03:19:00.000+08:00

Almost had a fight in Zouk. Xia lan kia v heong. Sibei xia lan. But don't dare fight. Only thing he held in his paws was his hp to call the police while he stood safely behind the protection of the bouncers while burling abuse at us.
Wimp...
meow... meow... *swipe paw pathetically in the cold night air*

They had like more than 4 guys, while our numbers stood at 2.5. One of us was unwilling to fight. Haha.. For all the right reasons. The cell in the police station doesn't actually look v inviting...

But we could have won. They were small, had raisins for balls and rabbit sweet for dicks.
One even trembled while saying: 'I call the police if you don't say sorry arh."
Oh.. Comeon... You might as well call your mummy while you're at it. She can feed you breast milk when i'm done with you mummyboy...

Anyway, its a fight that ended without a fight. Shucks.
And I'm sitting here, blogging about the pussy, and spoiling for a fight...
Here pussy pussy pussy... Here's an ikan bilis for you to bite on while u swipe your paw at me with 2 girls holding you from getting at me... *meow

Odourless Durian

2007-04-01T12:03:00.000+08:00

I just saw the shocking news on paper. They came up with this atrocious breakthrough of having an odourless durian.

Some of those interviewed didn't believe and said durians MUST have a smell. Another durian seller in Malaysia concluded that such a durian would be a flop in his country. And i totally agree.

Its an atrocity. Its like having satay with no chao tar smell. Its like having char siew with no sweet smell. Its... WRONG... Eating a mutated durian like that probably has side effects.

Why dont they spend more time trying to figure how to make out shit from stinking, our farts from smelling? I'm sure those odours are much more repulsive than the cute, prickly and fragrant durian...

New Addition!

2007-03-14T02:58:00.000+08:00

Alright... I discovered i have another friend who blogs. Check it out here!

Lizards

2007-03-08T00:58:00.000+08:00

Was walking down to wash clothes when i saw a lizard. A big FAT lizard, resting happily against a wall.

Nothing special? Think again. If the fucking lizard is fat and happy. It means it ain't eating no mosquitos in the near few hours. And that's bad news. This fucking place is fucking infested with fucking mosquitos.

One puny and oversaturated lizard is no help against the legions of mosquitos they have here. Its a full blown war here i tell you. Legions of mosquitos vs 1 puny lizard.
Humans 0, Mosquitos 1

Of course i'm doing my part. Mosquitos have been feeding off me as if they are in the buffet, and i'm the spread. Fuck.

An overzealous and greedy mosquito has it tough too. He apparently sucked too much blood from me that he couldn't fly really fast. I whacked it in midair and it fell to the floor, only to be crushed by my unforgiving fingers of doom. My precious blood squirted out from the obese insect. Fuck once again. MY precious blood...

Lizards, start fucking and procreating... We need more than just ONE of your kind here...

Regrettably Overwhelmed

2007-03-06T21:54:00.000+08:00

Fuck.

I slacked for too long. The job in front of me is a long and ardous one. A mountain of stuff to do, and i'm scraping at it with a teaspoon. A PLASTIC teaspoon from MacDonalds. Yeah.. Fuck!

There's fyp report, assignments to hand in, lecture notes to read, projects due, presentations, and exams round the corner. Not to mention playing games, watching shows and animes, sleeping and slacking...

Brain is telling me to prioritize. Heart is telling me to go down playing. So i'm sitting here stoning while these 2 entities fight it out for control. Something tells me, heart will win the battle as i sit here figuring out...

Fuck.

Expectations or Unreasonable Demands?

2007-02-06T01:56:00.000+08:00

I was reading The Chronicles today. And i saw a couple of interesting article. There was this one that made me laughed out loud, i felt i had to share it here.

It is apparent that V Day is over glamorized, over romaticized and over hyped. Guys wanna take pretty chicks out on dates, Pretty chicks expect romantic and extravagant dinners and gifts. All is well and fine if you are working and rich, but poor studying blokes like me are not cut out for such high flying lifestyles.

But i digress... As so, The Chronicles went and did a survey of the blokes, and the chicks on campus. Lo and behold, i made a startling discovery.

Quoting this chick/hen ( i dont know cos i have never seen her, so its your pick): 'Taking a cab is the bare minimum... wants no less than an extavagant dinner at Equinox or cable-car dining... plus point if he has a car cos i need not lug a HUGE teddy bear and Bouquet of flowers...'
Just a cab? Just a car? Ask for a jaguar or something!
Equinox or cable-car dining? Ask for a trip to Paris just for dinner!
Just a Huge teddy bear and flowers? Ask for 999 roses!
Guess wat was the final sentence to her list of demands was? "She is currently UNATTACHED."
Now... I wonder why such a fantastic girls with such ideals would be unwanted, albeit, left of the shelf...

Most of the other girls surveyed has different expectations, but every single one demanded bouquets of flowers, gifts, fine dining, and 'bare minimum' cab, even though the guy isnt even her boyfriend.

Well, there are suckers and there are suckers.

If its for my girl, dining and flowers are normal requests... But stuff like fine dining and an abnormal amount of flowers are wrong. As wrong as you licking on the underwear you just peed on.
Unless i'm Bill Gates kind of rich... Haha...

It Made My Day

2007-01-31T02:40:00.000+08:00

This just made my day. Hyori ROCKS!!
Amazing bod, fantastic dance moves, alluring features... How much better can it get?

And admit it guys.. How many of you were actually paying attention to wat she's singing? HAHA

Hyoree - Shall we dance MV
Uploaded by kimhye

Icecream

2007-01-30T23:23:00.000+08:00

I just took a test.

And guess what. Yours truly here is the daddy of cool. Here are the results:

COOKIE DOUGH!
You scored 74% SWEET, 74% CHUNKY, and 40% UNIQUE!

Vanilla ice cream with gobs of chocolate chip cookie dough.
You're an oldie, but goodie...the now-classic chocolate chip cookie dough.
It's sweet, but not overwhelmingly so, and has just the right amount of chunks.
You make a good friend and your wild streak shows itself every now and then...enough to make things interesting. Y
ou prefer to stick with what you know, but sometimes can't help getting a little crazy.

My test tracked 3 variables. How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on SWEET
You scored higher than 99% on CHUNKY
You scored higher than 99% on UNIQUE Now... Since i'm the top 1 percentile of my level...

Being all cool and nice at the same times, as well as being uniquely ME, its time for the queue to form to date me out! Haha...

Bad Day

2007-01-17T01:35:00.000+08:00

Today is a fucked up day. A sonafabitch stole my shirt. My fav one at that... With a cute Byakuya cartoon. Sg dun have that kind.

To the fucker who took the shirt. May you choke on e food u eat, kena knock by car when on the road, kena struck by lightning on the streets, fall down the stairs you climb, kena bird shit under the tree, and just fucking die you sonfabitch!!

I dont fucking understand... Its just a shirt. Cannot just go get one urself? CCB. You got the hands to steal it, you got the strength to get the money to buy one. Fucking return me the fucking shirt you fucker... You can keep the damn hanger.. But i want the shirt.

Today is a fucked up day. The world is full of fucked up people. Die assholes... DIE!

The Battle of The Peak Hour

2007-01-11T20:36:00.000+08:00

I was waiting for the beloved mrt just now, to get back to home sweet home. And guess wat... I met with the dreaded peak hour crowd.

There... In front of me, stood 84351039032 people, and only ONE door... And when the train came, everyone squeezed and shoved. So i did the most common sense thing. I stepped back. Soon after, another 803893457843 people came in front of me, and squeeze and shove they did. And i stepped back again...

After 3 trains gng by in this manner, i realised something is amiss. I had just wasted 15mins and the fucking crowd has not reduced. It is so wrong. So i did the next most common sense thing. I stared at every single fucker who tried to step in front of me. Lo and behold! I got into the next train easily as every single bugger felt my presence.

How do these peeps survive the pushing and shoving? I swore i saw one silly bugger get 'kiaped' by the doors. Stupid piece of shit...

Movie Galore

2006-12-26T16:55:00.000+08:00

In a mere few days, i went for 2 movies... Something i seldom do. Movies can be watched much cheaper somewhere else. Haha...

Curse of The Golden Flower

This show sucked so bad, i dunno how to start. Jay Chou cannot act for nuts. And the most memorable scene was the one with his trembling jaw. FYI, trembling jaw = angry, in this Jay Chou context. Other better actors would do things like frown, tigthen jaws. But definately not trembling jaws. Its for uncles suffering from a fit...

The storyline started with nothing and ended with nothing. Zhang Yimou managed to waste tonnes of cash creating rubbish for a movie and still remain in business for so long. There was only splendor in the large masses, the different colour armies, and the millions of pots of flowers. Oh... As well as the noisy fuckers who run around making mayhem every 2 hours. By the time the idiots finish walking thru the palace, 2 hrs would have past.. How accurate is tt for a clock if you are at the last destination?

As for the fighting, it was decent, but not magnificent. And pray tell me. Which army wo seeks victory would allow the enemy to push so many large tall metal walls through the entire courtyard before flailing ineffectually at the formation that took 1hr to set up in front of their eyes. I say... ATTACK them while they r pushing idiots! ATTACK!!

Now for the better part. There were boobs, and there still were boobs. Bouncing boobs on a horse, jiggling boobs while running. Zhang Yimou really milked the boobs factor till its dry. (Every pun intended)

Confessions of Pain

This is an excellent show. So good, i only have praise for it. Only a couple of minor irritances, otherwise, its great through and through.

The storyline is great. Its decently complex and intriguing up to the very last minute. But the ending and certain details could be guess. But that aside, this show portrays the complexities of humans. Its ugly, and its beauty. All as one. Conflicting and accentuating each other.

This show totally lifted my day. Prior to it, i was really pissed. And suddenly, after it, i felt great. Watch it guys... Watch it!

A World of Assholes

2006-12-04T00:20:00.000+08:00

This whole world is filled with idiots. Fucking filled with idiots, i'm telling you.

Usually i can look past the stupidity of certain actions, i can forgive the bastardity of some actions. But today is the limit. In a sheer matter of hours, i witnessed countless of idiotic acts, of bastards being assholes. And here i'm telling you idiots and assholes: Fuck you.

I don't understand why people do stupid things even after being told countless of times not to do the same fucking stupid thing. I don't understand why some people can be bastards, even to friends.

Don't they realise that admin stuffs need time? A simple I'm busy doesn't mean u can procrastinate till the last fucking minute. Things need to get planned, get booked. If you are really that fucking busy, don't fucking watch tv, go out for movies. You should be busy all the fucking time you busy fucker. Then don't come and say you want this, you want that, when you fucking not contributing to anything to what you want.

Then go live your selfish fucking busy life. Fuck off.